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I choreographed this song in my head (I had to extend the it to make room for the soul train and an electric slide), and whenever I listen to it I imagine I’m performing it at the Golden Globes. Makes no sense, I know, bear with me. Beyonce identifies several achetypes in ‘Schoolin’ Life’ and I sing each part to people in the audience.
- This is for them 20 somethings - the cast of Glee
- This is for them 30 somethings - changes every time. I can never remember who is 30 in Hollywood. Last time it was probably Fassbender. Angelina got it once too.
- This is for them 40 somethings - Viola Davis, Louis C.K.
- This is for them 50 somethings - Meryl Streep or Kathy Griffin
- I usually sing “This is for them pretty somethings” to Beyonce, Rhinna is always a good sport about this line
- This is for them sexy somethings- Michael Fassbender, Chris Evans, Viola Davis
- This is for them bitter somethings - no one; I’m deathly afraid of offending people even in my fantasies
- And this is for them triple somethings/That’s high on life, baby, put me on your flight - Donna from Parks and Rec, Gabourey Sidibe, (They usally dace with me for a bit.
And when I sing “Ain’t a doctor, but i can make you feel better”, I pull out a sonic screwdriver and point it at Hellen Miren or Matt Smith and they laugh.
Then spin, and do a belly roll for the line “I’m a freak all day, all night”.
This song is awesome. It should have been a single. I can see being played at every black person function ever.
